Thursday 26 May 2011

Thinking vs Knowing

Thinking
Having a thought is good and coupled with good intentions in my mind is the best way of "thinking" but thankfully i have learnt to use my thoughts wisely. It is easy, i will teach you, ready? Use your thoughts as inspiration to act on or create a fact or event.
The word "apparently" should never exist at the beginning of any sentence you wish to share.
Remember any of those billions of times you have spoken to someone and in the back of your mind you are thinking, "bloody hell mate, you are an opinionated know it all"! Well these people (who have nine times out of ten never left their own backyard) think way too much and usually have small assets resulting in them believing that their thoughts and opinions are facts. This is not a good place to be and in most cases very embarrassing both before and after people work out that what they are saying is complete bullshit. "Before" because the person saying it deep down "knows" it is bullshit and "after" because everyone else hearing it "knows" it is bullshit as well.


Knowing
Well this is an easy one. Knowing eliminates things like sweats, anxiety, loser-ness and just plain old embarrassment.
For example, knowing and speaking of the fact that the Gulf of Guinea is in Africa might sound a little suss to start with but because people know that your words come from a good source then they let their ears invest in the babble that comes out,
BUT.....
if you generously share your opinion that the Gulf of Guinea is in Papua New Guinea then your generosity is happily deflected and "thoughts" are shot your way that you "are" an idiot and that you should shut your bloody mouth, walk away and stick your head in a bucket of ice.

Yep!

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