Monday 23 May 2011

Middle Aged Bachelors

Hmmmmmmm, well this was an eye-opener i must say. We went for a ride 2 days ago and stopped in at an interesting pub in Stony Plain for some food. Out the front sits a Harley with 2 trailers which consisted of 3 kegs and 3 American Bulldogs. The owner of this royal looking outfit was the only person in the pub, and had quite a few lonely ones under his belt. He was extremely chatty and in search of some friends to share the stories of his lovely travelling hillbilly K-9's.
Before too long the police turned up to talk with him over the fence, questioning him about the legalities of his testosterone fuelled army. Those umbrellas kinda make it feminine don't you think?
Anyway after a cunning attempt to hide his beer as well as a collection of funny bullshit sentences the police drove away convinced he was a-ok. (???????????)
"Mate, you are one lost puppy dog but good luck to ya"!
Yep!

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