Poser!

This bloody cat has way too much going on in his sleep.
Let me think, is he dreaming of being in the circus..... no!
Is he dreaming of trying to pick up another feral mungrel with his charm..... no!
Is he is dreaming of being at a Lady Gaga concert..... that's it!

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This monster of an engine is half of the reason the U.K is "apparently" a free country (I didn't use "apparently" at the beginning so shhhhhhh!).
This baby, a 1940 Rolls-Royce Merlin III, would make any bright red Ferrari look like a Matchbox fire engine so respect is all anyone should pay to this wonderful piece of engineering.
Apart from all of that, the sound this thing makes would make you dripping wet.
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Thinking vs Knowing

Thinking
Having a thought is good and coupled with good intentions in my mind is the best way of "thinking" but thankfully i have learnt to use my thoughts wisely. It is easy, i will teach you, ready? Use your thoughts as inspiration to act on or create a fact or event.
The word "apparently" should never exist at the beginning of any sentence you wish to share.
Remember any of those billions of times you have spoken to someone and in the back of your mind you are thinking, "bloody hell mate, you are an opinionated know it all"! Well these people (who have nine times out of ten never left their own backyard) think way too much and usually have small assets resulting in them believing that their thoughts and opinions are facts. This is not a good place to be and in most cases very embarrassing both before and after people work out that what they are saying is complete bullshit. "Before" because the person saying it deep down "knows" it is bullshit and "after" because everyone else hearing it "knows" it is bullshit as well.


Knowing
Well this is an easy one. Knowing eliminates things like sweats, anxiety, loser-ness and just plain old embarrassment.
For example, knowing and speaking of the fact that the Gulf of Guinea is in Africa might sound a little suss to start with but because people know that your words come from a good source then they let their ears invest in the babble that comes out,
BUT.....
if you generously share your opinion that the Gulf of Guinea is in Papua New Guinea then your generosity is happily deflected and "thoughts" are shot your way that you "are" an idiot and that you should shut your bloody mouth, walk away and stick your head in a bucket of ice.

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Vomit On The Airwaves

It says something when a song comes on the radio and i instantly think about saving electricity and want to turn it off.
What possesses these band's and producer's brains to think that these dull, unimaginative and just downright boring songs are good for the soul?
Not only that, can radio stations please grow some balls and play what their hearts tell them, not what the suits sell them!
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The Best Mexican Bulldog Yet

The Schnauzer
1 Bottle of Molson Canadian
1 oz. Stoli Blueberi Vodka
1/2 oz. Blueberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
Margarita Slush


You will not be disappointed by this one. Whack a couple of these into you and your smile will light up midnight. 
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Middle Aged Bachelors

Hmmmmmmm, well this was an eye-opener i must say. We went for a ride 2 days ago and stopped in at an interesting pub in Stony Plain for some food. Out the front sits a Harley with 2 trailers which consisted of 3 kegs and 3 American Bulldogs. The owner of this royal looking outfit was the only person in the pub, and had quite a few lonely ones under his belt. He was extremely chatty and in search of some friends to share the stories of his lovely travelling hillbilly K-9's.
Before too long the police turned up to talk with him over the fence, questioning him about the legalities of his testosterone fuelled army. Those umbrellas kinda make it feminine don't you think?
Anyway after a cunning attempt to hide his beer as well as a collection of funny bullshit sentences the police drove away convinced he was a-ok. (???????????)
"Mate, you are one lost puppy dog but good luck to ya"!
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Cats Can Smell In Their Sleep

Manolo farts in his sleep. This picture is all the proof I need.
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A Wooden Chest or A Gardener's Nest

I like to make things.
Yesterday i took a few hours out to make this for a certain flower loving lady. Sexy ey'!!!
Place your orders here:___________________________________.
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Dream

One day!

Memories to Live For

Here I am back at San Fran airport on my return flight to Edmonton.
I am looking through my iTunes library only to stumble upon a song which has put a big fat smile on my face. It has resurfaced some very fond, happy and powerful memories. I am now 45 seconds into it and I am feeling like I am reliving those years back home. Smell, if you were here listening to this with me I think we would just piss ourselves laughing. Damn I miss that time.
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Match vs Traditional

If you remember I was going to change my sticking technique. I gave it a right old go and got it flying but I just don't feel as comfortable with the traditional as I do with match grip.
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110mph

If you ever wondered what 110mph looks like then look no further. Trees become kinda see-through.
I think this may be the missing clue for making something invisible, or am I a bit slow in the old scientific world? Maybe the jokes about drummers are true after all.
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Bumble High 5

This Bumble Bee really was holding it's leg up at me. When i brought my hand closer to it it raised it's leg higher. The reality of it was it was probably ill and all it could do to defend itself was show some fist but i like to think of it as a genuine High 5.
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The First Step

Here is my guitarist taking his first step towards becoming a farmer. Although it may look like a simple thing to do there is certainly a delicate touch needed for a correctly mowed paddock. This fine specimen of a bloke definitely has that. Onya Role!
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