Have I Mentioned That...

I LIKE TO BUILD THINGS! Well here is something that was whipped up over the last two days with Spencer. This replaced a rotten old, well what used to be called a deck.
This deck comes with a date for a bbq. And with that bbq comes a hoe-down. And with that hoe-down comes drunken arses falling over everywhere. And with the fallen drunken arses comes litres of spilt alcohol. And with that spilt alcohol 20 years go by. And now 20 years have gone by the deck is rotten again. AAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh shit, not again!!!


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Cranky Clouds

Check out this cloud. In the distance a funnel is forming and planning to create a carnage. Thankfully it kept moving on its merry way east and never to be seen by me again. Deep down I want to be a storm chaser.

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The Joke Of The Day

Why was the squirrel swimming on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.


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Tuna Terrific

You want to be the King or Queen of the kitchen? Well follow this and you will get what ever you want from who ever you feed. Remember, be selective about who invite for dinner as you just might be able to get what ever the hell you want.

375g short egg noodles
1 cup of thawed peas
1/4 onion chopped
1 cup chopped mushrooms
2 cups of cheddar cheese shredded
2 x 285g condensed cream of mushroom soup
340g tuna
1/4 cup bread crumbs

Pre-heat oven at 220 degrees C (425 degrees F)
Cook the noodles in salted water until al dente then drain.
In a large bowl mix the noodles, onion, peas, mushrooms, 1 cup of cheddar cheese, condensed soup and tuna. Then put the mixed ingredients into a 13x13 baking dish and cover with bread crumbs and the remaining cheese. Bake for 20 minutes while you think of your requests for the fortunately invited.

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Crazy Cat

This cat has made a few appearances now but this one takes the cake.
This little shit owns the house and in this instance he owns the crowd too.

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Jurrasic Gymnastics

Who said that dinosaurs were extinct? Well they are WRONG!
I was taken to a secret place last week by a secret person who showed me a secret secret. This was witnessed by my own eyes (and camera). They moved, roared and ate as though they never left the building.
I also sensed a large amount of sadness around me. I think it was because these beautiful creatures knew that there were big pumps nearby resurrecting their relatives in the form of oil, then getting shoved into vehicles and burnt like it was a massive crematorium (us humans really know how to express our sensitive side ey'!).
Anyway, once I took a few snap shots of these enormous creatures this big mumma (here in the picture) saw me so I ran out of there squealing like a 7 year old princess with a scratched fingernail.
Just kidding, I don't squeal. I like to think of myself as a man!
If there are any feminine men out there who want their balls to drop get in touch and I will take you out to this testosterone correction centre. Once you face these puppies you will get hair growing in places you never thought existed.

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Passion

I like to build things, and on top of that I like to re-build things.

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Dark Rum Has Entered The Building

Please just try this on the rocks next time you are after a drink to sooth the soul. This is pure and utter class with a touch of "don't f#@k with me" attitude splashed in there.
Onya Tom and Joe, thanks for the introduction.

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A World Series Carrot

So lets use these white sunglasses as a reference to the size of this ground shattering carrot. I have found that in the world of vegetables the bigger they grow the less flavour they have. Well listen to me people, this carrot was 5 times the size of any normal carrot and had 5 times the flavour. I'd also like to add that it gave me 5 times the eyesight and I can now boast about the fact that I have 100/20 vision (does that even make sense?).
His name is King Karrot. Don't mess with him!

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A Tip For The Two Wheeled Bandits

Before you set out on a sunny evening riding your bike and drinking sweet girly drinks I stress that it is very important to assess your vessel. Walk around it and inspect the condition of the tires, the chain, the brakes and............ your ability. Please, for the love of God check which brake handle is the rear brake. If you don't and the front brake is applied well then......................... Buddha's long lost cousin will appear sitting next to an upside-down bicycle (as you can perfectly well see).
Rear brake peoples, REAR BRAKE! (I include myself in receiving such advise)

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Hope

With a little amount of luck you just may see another one of these in the sky. Any successful suggestions for the colour scheme will be credited so send them on through.
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Grilled Chicken & Cheddar Sandwich

If at any point in our existence there is only 5 minutes to live then I seriously suggest catching a rocket to High Level Diner on Whyte Ave, Edmonton to get one of these sandwiches.
I have not had anything like it, I am weak at the knees just thinking about it, my stomach is crying out for more, I have found heaven..... seriously!
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The Mule Deer

Check out the feminine beauty of this doe. If i was a buck i would be chasing her for sure. Those eyelashes are something else!
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